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He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. I wasnt even listening. Christmas is joy religious joy an inner joy of light and peace. Visit people only once a year.

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Dont worry the spider is smaller than you.

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- Victor Borge My husbands idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge. Sleigh my name sleigh my name. Funny merry christmas quotes.

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. Only an accountant understands the real meaning of christmas. Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday.

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